i’m an Ilonggo…

July 16, 2007

i remember Timay forwarding this in my email… interesting, funny, entertaining, definitely points to ponder… enjoy reading and reflecting! and yes, you can let go of that smile…  ;-)

  • You know you’re a true blue Ilonggo if ..
  • Your one peso is pisos. 
  • You take a bath using a tabo (or cabo) which is a used 1 quart Caltex oil container.
  • Your bathroom has at least one lugod (some has one for every family member)
  • Your Nanay used to make you drink Mirinda or Royal Tru Orange when you have a fever, which is supposed to make you feel better … and 7-up if you have a stomach upset.  And it seemed to worked!
  • Sinamak is a staple in your dining table — the best Ilonggo invention
  • if you ask me;  the acidity of this stuff is so potent that it was even banned on airplanes long before 9/11.
  • Your toyo is patis and your patis is toyo
  • You use atsuete for your adobo and pinamalhan (pinaksiw)
  • Your daily meal will likely include laswa, kbl (kadyos, baboy,langka), ginat-an nga tambo with tugabang and okra, ginat-an nga munggo, linutik, apan-apan, etc.
  • November 1 means eating ibus, suman, suman latik, kalamay-hati, bayi-bayi, valenciana or other native delicacies with glutinous rice and coconut milk
  • You call those you love palangga, pangga, or ga
  • You call your siblings or cousins inday, nonoy or toto…the househelp may call you the same
  • You call those who are older than you manang or manong
  • You catch the attention of sales attendants by calling them "day" or "to"
  • Your childhood games include tumba patis, taksi, panagu-ay, balay-balay, ins, tin-tin baka/bika, etc.
  • You used to be scared to go out at night lest you meet the aswang, tik-tik, tayhu, kapre, kama-kama, morto, etc.
  • You call a person, thing, place and event kwan when you forget it (si kwan, ang kwan, sa kwan, nag kwan)
  • You understand that "Particulars Keep Out" sign means Outsiders Keep Out.  (believe me, this sign may look and sound English but it’s only us Ilonggos who use it)
  • You use words such as "ahay" (expression of pity, grief, empathy)
  • "Yuga" (expression of disbelief, surprise),
  • "Ambot ah" (to say you don’t know, or an expression of impatience)
  • You often start your sentence with ti/te/teh,
  • You say goodbye by saying "Halong" (or take care)
  • Your favorite cusswords are linte (if you’re slightly pissed off)and hijo de #%*a (if you’re pissed off big time)…
Guilty?
Ti, sigue halong lang kamo ha!  ;-) ;-) ;-) … wala panama ang "Ingats"  ni John Lloyd … whaaaaaaaaa!

3 Responses to “i’m an Ilonggo…”

  1.   Wyatt said:

    bro anu gani ang linutik?

    I think they also make you drink coke with arina kung sakit tiyan mo. (mamangkot ako bala sa balay namon sini)

  2.   Jay said:

    actually dapat “gin LATIK” ina.. gin-gataan nga kalabasa ;-)

  3.   RUEL said:

    Wow! Nice post. It reminds me of our home. Though I was born in North Cotabato, my grannies were originally from Iloilo, and have been practicing all you’ve mentioned above! [I actually have my 'sinamak' here in South Australia, from locally-grown katumbal, etc., however.]

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